Funny Birthday Wishes Ever
31. “Happy birthday! You’re how old? Oh man – that’s like, dead in dog years.” 32. “I would be so much more into your birthday if it were my birthday.” 33. “You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy birthday!” 34. “Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate the anniversary of your clever escape from the womb.” wedding anniversary best quotes for sister in law 35. “As you get older, there are three important things that happen. First, you lose your mind. I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!” 36. “Happy birthday! Remember this today: if you lick all the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin – and muffins are healthy.” 37. “Happy birthday! After seeing all the candles on your cake, I seriously hope that you topped off your fire insurance.” 38. “Happy birthday to the one person I hope is still around when the iPhone 547 comes out.” 39. “A “few” years ago, you were smart, handsome and young. Today, yo