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Funny Birthday Wishes Ever

31. “Happy birthday! You’re how old? Oh man – that’s like, dead in dog years.”

32. “I would be so much more into your birthday if it were my birthday.”

33. “You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy birthday!”

34. “Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate the anniversary of your clever escape from the womb.”

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35. “As you get older, there are three important things that happen. First, you lose your mind. I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!”

36. “Happy birthday! Remember this today: if you lick all the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin – and muffins are healthy.”

37. “Happy birthday! After seeing all the candles on your cake, I seriously hope that you topped off your fire insurance.”

38. “Happy birthday to the one person I hope is still around when the iPhone 547 comes out.”

39. “A “few” years ago, you were smart, handsome and young. Today, you’re just an old f…

Cute Happy Birthday Messages For Cute Sister

61. “Hey, sis! You’re another year older. That means another year of being awesome. Happy birthday!”

62. “Through the good times and the fights, you’ve always been by my side. I’m happy that we can celebrate another year of your life together. Happy birthday.”

63. “Wishing you warmth and happiness on your birthday, sister.”

64. “Sister, you have been the truest and the oldest friend I’ve ever had. We may have fought as children, but today, we’re best friends. Happy birthday!”

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65. “Sister, you are the sweetest person I know. I promise to keep all of your secrets and to shower you with gifts on this special day. Happy birthday!”

66. “My childhood would have been boring without you, sister. You’ve always been my best friend over the years. Thank you for all of the awesome times we’ve shared, and the awesome times to come. Happy birthday!”

67. “Happy birthday, sis! Let’s make this night unforgettable!”

68. “What would life be like without the bright morning s…